The holiday season is well known as a time of giving and receiving. However, all year round ASB takes our money and gives it back to us in the form of dances, t-shirts, pep rallies, and other school activities. So, in the holiday spirit, here is a list of things San Juan Hills ASB should be spending our money on.

1. An above ground jacuzzi:

Priced at a measly average quote of $21.17 a month, this luxury contains 62 high-powered jets and sits 6-9 adults. This is the perfect retreat for all those hard working ASB kids after a long day of making posters.

2. Aquabotix Hydroview Pro 5m Mini Underwater ROV:

With the popularity of the newly purchased drone, ASB should further enter the world of filming by purchasing this underwater “drone”. The robot itself only costs $13,500. This would be a great asset to film any water sport at our school, or a fun ASB pool party!

3. Segways

ASB is constantly roaming the campus putting up posters and doing other governmental tasks. As many people know, walking is very tiresome for the legs. So, to relieve this daily chore, ASB should invest in segways in order to roam the campus smoothly and quickly. Not to mention it would make them appear higher than everyone else; well, they are the government after all!

Now, you may be asking how ASB is going to pay for all these new toys, but the answer is simple.

Introducing for the first time: the ASB Venture Card! Earning you double miles every time you buy anything school related. This is a limited time only offer, and at a great price too! Only $150 per card!